There is such a thing as a bad blowjob

[R. R. Wayne]

I am bi-sexual and as I've gotten older I have discovered that being with guys who only want to suck my cock and will not let me reciprocate is a waste of time and cum.

I have found it almost impossible to get turned on in such one-way sexual adventures and will no longer participate. I'd rather jack off. I met with an old sex buddy last month when out of state. He loves to suck me dry and even likes me to pee in his mouth and he swallows the "golden nectar." I finally had to force myself to cum, but there was absoulutely no sexual sensation for me. I decided then to never waste my time again.

Does any one else feel the same way?

[Gearbox]

God yes!!
When I started having sex with men, oral was enough. Then I had to kiss, then I had to top, then I had to rim etc etc
Not saying you'll end up like that (lol), but obviously your not satisfied being just a cock. It gets tired when the novelty wears off.

Find somebody to explore with who's open to everything, and see what turns you on.

[JayGrimm]

The only "bad" blow job I can recall was a time long ago when I was getting head from a g/f. We were both getting into it pretty good (she kept telling me loudly "fuck my mouth!!") Well, she had a few bad teeth in the back of her mouth, and I hit one of those jagged molars. OMG!!!! I pulled my cock out and it bled like a butchered pig. I was "out of commission" for quite awhile until it healed. :(

[bucktastic]

Being totally honest here, I have a small cock and now am suffering from ed. So I love to suck cock but usually don't want the guy doing it to me. It still feels good but honestly it embarrasses me. I've lost a lot of weight and now I'm starting to get more firm so hopefully this will change. Pills cost way too much money so I use them real sparingly. However I'm open to being more of a bottom, just haven't had the oppurtunity yet.

[cornholejoe]

too me any blowjob is a good blowjob

[roy m cox]

i think i have had only 3 bad blowjobs in my life one was with a girl that i got over existed with and well when i shoot i SHOOT ugh it made her gag so bad and i got it all over her hair and her face she broke it off with me after that :(


then when i started dating this one guy i worked with stared out nice , then when it cane to having sex he sucked me off then he gave my butt a good poke witch was nice but then he wanted me to suck him clean it was like "ew na" i would of sucked him if it was clean well i ended that right their and now i told him to clean it off then yeah i would suck him but no he has a big temper tantrum and levies,, sorry but i don't like poop plaaa no..

the next guy i go with liked to bite i did not know this till after he and i started a good sex time then he started to bite my penis well "OW" i walked home naked it was at night about 2:am i was sorta drunk but not to so yeah i never saw him ever after that .

[JayGrimm]

Pills cost way too much money so I use them real sparingly.

There are several online pharmacies which "the blue pill" is *very* reasonable priced. Especially the generics. Yes, they are foreign based, but I've used 3 different sites and have gotten very satisfactory results from each.

[foreverbi]

then when i started dating this one guy i worked with stared out nice , then when it cane to having sex he sucked me off then he gave my butt a good poke witch was nice but then he wanted me to suck him clean it was like "ew na" i would of sucked him if it was clean well i ended that right their and now i told him to clean it off then yeah i would suck him but no he has a big temper tantrum and levies,, sorry but i don't like poop plaaa no..

I don't mean to gross anybody out, but I am just the opposite of you as I love to suck a poop covered dick (hell any dick). One of my friends had lust fucked me when I had an "accident" as his dick was completely covered with his shit. I wanted to suck him clean, but he freaked out at the thought of me eating his dirty cock. Oh well he still brings me his "clean" cock & a nice hot load of cum to swallow, and isn't that whats really important?:male::tongue::bigrin:

[mikey3000]

TMI dude. TMI. :eek:

[dafydd]

then when i started dating this one guy i worked with stared out nice , then when it cane to having sex he sucked me off then he gave my butt a good poke witch was nice but then he wanted me to suck him clean it was like "ew na" i would of sucked him if it was clean well i ended that right their and now i told him to clean it off then yeah i would suck him but no he has a big temper tantrum and levies,, sorry but i don't like poop plaaa no..

I don't mean to gross anybody out, but I am just the opposite of you as I love to suck a poop covered dick (hell any dick). One of my friends had lust fucked me when I had an "accident" as his dick was completely covered with his shit. I wanted to suck him clean, but he freaked out at the thought of me eating his dirty cock. Oh well he still brings me his "clean" cock & a nice hot load of cum to swallow, and isn't that whats really important?:male::tongue::bigrin:


I er.. can I just clarify...not to be crude ahem, but how did he get *his* shit on his dick? or was it *ur* shit on his dick? i don't know why that matters in the grand scheme of things, but somehow perversely I want clarification on this issue. anyone get me here? i just...I..

[dafydd]

for me at first, the answer to the thread title was unequivocably "no. Every BJ [I've ever had has been right on the money]" to quote Woody Allen again this week.

but then at post# 8, I suddenly reneged on that decision. Now my answer is unequivocably "yes. I can envisage a situation where head could be really rather bad."

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[darkeyes]

Believe me.. there is..and not for the kinda poopy thing Daffy and Foreverbi have been discussing... when a blow job turns into a hard rough and violent face fuck... then a blow job is less than nice for at least one half of the blow... trust me on this...

[rutemptedalso]

Yup! She tries though.

[Realist]

This may sound odd from a guy, but I have never asked anyone for a BJ. If a lover felt compelled to do it and I felt that it was something they'd really want to do, I could get into it.

But, if I thought for a moment that they were not into it, I'd just as soon go without one.

And yes, there is such a thing as a bad BJ!

I'm sure both genders feel that way.

[dm330]

I can think of only 3 bad blowjobs. One, this guy was sucking me off and he had a smell to him that I couldn't stand. I think it was his hair gel or something, and I just could not keep a boner. I did try though, out of courtesy. Then I had a girl give me one and she had really bad breath I could smell from her saliva while she was blowing me, again putting me into limp mode. The 3rd was a girl who was sucking my dick, she was good and clean but started gagging on it. She gagged a lot. I asked if she was going to puke and she said "no" and kept on sucking. I went limp a couple times, got hard when she quit gagging, but she started again. I asked her the same question again and she said "no" again. I told her I was about to cum and she swallowed it all, but after that incident, I don't want gaggers either.