Whats the most stupidest thing you've done??

[deletetacount123]

Idea from the "Most outrageous . . . ?" Thread!! lol

Whats the most stupidest thing you've ever done??
(remember this thread is meant for fun...... and we all learn from our mistakes hopefully!! lol)

Mine are:

non-sexual:
- Walked across the street once without looking to MAKE SURE both ways were clear (oops hehe car went around me but honked thier horn and yelled some foul word lol)

- Picked up a heavy box when I was warned not to :-( Had a sore back for days *sighs*


Sexual:
- Having sex with my ex 3 days after I met him, which was stupid cause I had no way of knowing if he was clean or not.... I was just lucky he was clean!!! And I didn't enjoy it so I felt really bad afterwards :-(


Tasha

[ambi53mm]

Idea from the "Most outrageous . . . ?" Thread!! lol

Whats the most stupidest thing you've ever done??
(remember this thread is meant for fun...... and we all learn from our mistakes hopefully!! lol)



When it comes to acts of stupidity, I consider myself a master. My list would be long but to share a recent example:
I stop at a convenience store on my way home from work to oblige my wife’s request to pick up a roll of toilet paper. Under usual circumstances it’s no big deal, just stick it in a cart with the rest of the stuff and checkout. But this time it’s all I’m there to purchase. I go to grab a couple of rolls and discover it’s unmarked. I go to the cashier and enquire as to the price and she disappears into a backroom at the other end of the store to find out.
In walks a hot looking blond that I’ve met before through business but I can’t recall her name and am pretending that I do because she’s addressed me by mine. We make a little small talk while I’m waiting in line and the girl from the back of the store hollers to the cahier it’s $4.00 for the roll. The cashier raises the roll above her head hollering back “$4.00 for one roll?” Then turns to me with an ever growing line of people, the blond still behind me and asks if I still want it. I am totally embarrassed and tell her No while turning to the blond and cooly say “ Oh, It’s not for me it’s for my wife.”
I leave and while driving down the road realize that had to be the stupidest thing I’ve ever said. Thinking to myself that she’s probably by this time thinking... Oh so what do you use? the yellow pages or perhaps corncobs…To this day my wife will not ask me to pick up toilet paper…”after all… she’ll say…you don’t use it..only I do.”

Ambi :cool: :rolleyes:

[12voltman59]

The stupidest damned thing I ever did was that I used to go around the gates at railroad crossings--at least at one particular one.

When I moved to Savannah--I went to a private school many miles from my home--in those days to get to the school you had to cross this one crossing that had like five rail lines crossing the road---Savannah is one of those fortunate few places--at least at that time--I don't know about now--that had an AMTRACK station.

It was a Friday night after a football game--I was on the team and after the game me and a buddy had to go back to the campus for some reason.

The reason I went around the gates is because on so many occassions--the gates would never raise up ---we had come to the gates and waited like five minutes---there was an passenger train sitting in the yard towards the station--we could see one way down the track--but not down the line in the direction of the station--we were anxious to get going and we did listen for the sound of a train but heard nothing so I scooted on around the gates.

Big frigging mistake--I cleared the tracks but there was a big freighter cruising fast down the track--the tail of my car had to just clear the track when that thing went rushing by--

I had to pull the car over to the side of the road--get out and freak out---

I never ran the gates of a train track again---

Definitely not a good idea to run around the gates of a railway crossing when they are flashing and chiming----

[smokey]

Tasha if those are the stupidist things you have ever done you must either be very young or very lucky.

I could write a book.

[shameless agitator]

I'm still doing it lol. I have been letting the same woman break my heart over and over and over again for the last 15 years. I have to keep her in my life since we do in fact have a child together and when we're good, we are absolutely wonderful.

[Azrael]

One time I drove to the store while I was tripping on mushrooms. When I got to the frozen foods aisle it looked like a morgue :eek:
Lessee, what else? Like two or three years back I took out a window on my Jeep with my right arm and had to get like twenty stitches. A peice of glass is permanently lodged in the muscle as a twisted little reminder. Me and my ex were having a fight, back before I was diagnosed and properly medicated. She was ripping me to fuckin' peices, but I wasn't about to hit her. Not in my nature.
Another thing I did that was kinda dumb was simultaneously organize a cult and try to start a revolution in the mental hospital. Not really a true cult but me and another guy were on a really intense religious trip and we had followers. I don't take full responsibility for that one, though. I'm a very spiritual person who was being spiked with medication that made me hallucinate for my first three days there.
I've also narrowly avoided a DUI because I was the only car involved and the cops were four hours late.
In yet another moment of brilliance apparently my helper and I didn't properly level an air handler we were installing. I went to put the fan motor in and one of the hangers kicked out. It went straight down, almost took me with it because my arms were inside it and nearly crushed my 19 year old helper.
My ex and I had no heat for 2 1/2 weeks one winter because I popped a transformer from dicking with the thermostat.
I'm not even going in to stupid things I've done sexually.
I'm a lot more careful these days, really. :bigrin:

[LouiseBrookslover]

I once sat bareassed in the high school superintendent's chair and masturbated.
If you want, I'll go into the long story that led up to this. . . but no, I didn't get caught.

[LouiseBrookslover]

In retrospect, I think I would've made a really terrific Congressional page at that age.

[metalman99]

While working as a firefighter for the forest service in Northern Alberta I allowed the member of my crew to try and catapault me out of a tree into a lake. I didn't make it to the lake, the only wetness I encountered was the blood running down my legs!

I too could write a book on the stupid things I have done!!!! :bigrin: :eek: :bigrin:

[Herbwoman39]

Oooh! Let's see here. I could go on for hours, but here's just a few.

Had sex with my first husband in the dorm lounge in college (didn't get caught...but DID concieve my oldest son!)

Went home (his home) with a guy I just met at the bar.

Dropped out of college after becomming pregnant (see above).

Left the front door of my house standing wide open at night when I lived in COdy, Wyoming.

Spent an entire month stoned and drunk.

That's a short list.

[Delilah]

The most stupidest thing I ever done was mooning people on the side of the road. Mind you, I was only 14!
My friends and I were mooning cars that passed by. They all were doing it. It was my turn and so.... I did it! However, the car that passed by turned out to be my parents :eek:

[rupertbare]

I came OUT of my mother's womb!!!

Now THAT was a BIG mistake!!!!

The first of MANY!!! ;)

Latest one.......getting involved witha totally obssessive psychotic woman who has stopped taking her med.s!!!! Mind you the sex wasn't bad!!!!!

Just my silly :2cents: worth

Rupe :)

[TinTin]

Well......where to begin (this could be the longest thread ever as everyone thinks of more and more things to add, lol)
Non sexual : drove back from a party to my house (about 8miles), heavily intoxicated, in reverse, with a mate of mine on the roof. that definately took the biscuit at the time.

Sexually : getting a blowjob from a woman I'd only just met on a mainline train at midday on the way to a job interview, and yes i did fuck up the interview, seem to have other things on my mind. On secon thoughts that wasnt stupid it was lovely.

Have to add more to this later.

[qchamp]

I shot my front door.

[anne27]

Oh, there's just too many to list em all :rolleyes: .

I think non-sexual, it would have to be the time I was dieting and hadn't eaten for 3 days. I went to go take a postal exam, and in front of 1200 people in the middle of a locked up room, I passed out. I woke up on the floor, surrounded by people with a bloody nose and a chipped tooth.

Sexually, maybe the time I masturbated in the public bathroom of a gas station. It was one of those places where you have to ask for a key and I had been wound up pretty hard by a friend shortly before stopping, so I wasn't very quiet when I was getting off. I didn't realize however, that the station attendant's area backed against the bathroom until I was returning the key and the man has this HUGE grin on his face. I just blushed and smiled back and handed him the key.

[Avocado]

Let someone rule my life for about 2 years (in my sig). Though I have no regrets as I might not have met fiancee otherwise by choosing to study away from home :2cents:

[Spicy]

Oh my goodness! Have done many stupid things in life, keep getting mixed up with the numbers as there are so many. Here's a sex one.
Was at a shopping mall with my girlfriend during the summer time and there were all these women dressed up sexy. This made me really horney. I told my girl friend this and so we began to look for a place where we could do it, but could not find any as the place was jam packed. Finally we did find a little spot but my girl friend was afraid someone would see us, she was not comfortable and could not get into the mood. Whatever I tried did not help. So finally I told her to masturbate me which she did, and guess what?... I was able to finally masturbate her too!!!! It was a great feeling of final relief.... Wow.

Spicy

[sammie19]

Popped out to the shop one afternoon and left an incriminating email on screen which my father couldnt help but see when he visited unexpectedly and let himself in with his key to my flat.

[LouiseBrookslover]

That sounds like something that almost happened to me. I have a taste for, I don't know if you're familiar with them, asian ladyboys.....very feminine creatures who also happen to have a penis. WELL, long story short I put a collage of pretty kathoey on my screensaver and my parents came to visit while I was online. I took a break....and just caught things before I got the embarrassment of my life.

[meteast chick]

You will all probably think these are pretty lame stupid things, but to me, they are not regretful, only things to look back on and learn from:

being persuaded to do drugs, getting high my entire senior year in high school and graduating much lower in line than I would have. During that year I was persuaded to drive in a car with a bong between my legs and a baggie in my pocket. I know only now that I tried some that was laced with cocaine in a neighborhood where only the previous night there was a gang shootout.

driving drunk, even just the once...ever driving drunk is stupid.

staying married even after I knew I lost the love and losing myself in the process, even though I've 'found' myself again.

Live and learn, I say,
luv and kisses,
xoxoxoxox
meteast

[matterinhand]

This is not in the remotest bit sexual, and would be hetero if it was.

I was about 17, in the sixth form of an all boys school, and we used to have a debating society with the local girls school.

I never even spoke to this girl, lets call her Helen, but I fell in love with her.

Through cautious enquiry I found the area she lived in, and the phone book gave me a person of her surname on that street.

So, for a fortnight, I sent love poems, cards, etc anonymously to her at that address, culminating in a dedication for a love song on the local radio station, and enough clues to give her my name.

I got a phonecall the next day.

The Helen I'd been beseiging with declerations of undying love was very happy to know that I loved her, but was 3 times my age and not the Helen I wanted !!

Bugger !!!

Strangely enough, the 'love' faded very soon after....

[jedinudist]

I'm not sure I can answer this particular question - I'll have to see if the statute of limitations has run out - LOL

[DiamondDog]

don't get me started...
I don't want to live in the past. :) ;)

[innaminka]

A lot of stupidity here;

Non sexual - a Tie!
1) Got married to my first husband. Not because of the sex which was lousy. I wanted the Princess Wedding. (lasted 1 year)
2) drove drunk; many years ago. Got caught! Lost licence for 6 months and a lot of dignity.

sexual.
Easy!!!! had an affair with a close woman friend. the old adage about "don't shit in your own nest!" I do not want my daughter to find me in bed (we were asleep, phew!) with another woman again. EVER :eek:
Hubby was NOT impressed even tho I had come out to him. But not my daughters
Again some yeears ago. I'm wiser now. :flag3:

[darkeyes]

Fall for the wrong right person at the wrong time