My Movie Idea (contains adult language)

[element_of_wind]

Were I endowed with a Hollywood Budget, I would make a World War II film set during the epic naval battle of Guadacanal... and all about gay sex.

It would have explosions, violence, battleships, and ejaculation filled mayhem. It will create a whole new genre of historically accurate pornography! It could be compared to that Pearl Harbor film, only the sucking would be literal, not figurative.

The title? "Eight-Inch Cannons: The Thunderous Discharge"

The unrelated sequel will be a movie about lesbian submarine pirates. Or maybe they're bisexual; we're not really sure, because they're all women. It will be called, simply - "Bumping Squids." Squids will, indeed, be bumped. Also, a model of the said piratical submarine will be used as a dildo halfway through the movie.

Do you all like my movie ideas?

[ambi53mm]

:stoned: Takes a long deep hit....Cool...I'm diggin it...where?

Ambi :)

[Solomon]

that's... interesting... lol!

[Domino]

gay sex is like gay :eek:

[dans94]

sorry, I think that idea was already used in 'Barbarella' with Jane Fonda. :D They might be right in the saying that there are no new ideas in film. :(

[matterinhand]

How about a nice straight forward family comedy, something that the whole family could sit and watch, but in two versions?

The adult version: Bill and Tina are happily married, with Larry aged 15 and Helen aged 12. For reasons I haven't given any thought to they have to drive from New York to San Francisco. Nice normal road movie, "Are we there yet?" "I feel sick" "I need to pee"...
Every night they book in at a pre-arranged motel, the kids relax by the pool, then bed, at which point the parents go down the corridor and meet up with people they've chatted to online and have mutually enjoyable nookie. (Both parents are bi, so are the people they meet.)
A few days in, the car 'breaks down' (as far as the kids are concerned) so they need to spend a few days at one place.
Larry falls in love with the motel owners daughter, and they skinny dip after dark and he wakes up the next morning with a big smile on his face.
Helen hates the geeky little brother of Larrys girlfriend but ends up with her first kiss.
Bill and Tina are having fun with the motel owner and her husband, and talking about setting up a poly home.
The car 'fixed' they continue to San francisco where they arrive as a glorious sunset hits the Golden Gate bridge.

The kiddie version: Bill and Tina are happily married, with Larry aged 15 and Helen aged 12. For reasons I haven't given any thought to they have to drive from New York to San Francisco. Nice normal road movie, "Are we there yet?" "I feel sick" "I need to pee"...
Every night they book in at a pre-arranged motel, the kids relax by the pool, then bed.
A few days in, the car 'breaks down' (as far as the kids are concerned) so they need to spend a few days at one place.
Larry falls in love with the motel owners daughter, and they skinny dip after dark and he wakes up the next morning with a big smile on his face.
Helen hates the geeky little brother of Larrys girlfriend but ends up with her first kiss.
The car 'fixed' they continue to San francisco where they arrive as a glorious sunset hits the Golden gate bridge.

Good idea?

[Rhuth]

Hey! Element, how come the guys get historical accuracy, and we get...

*reads it again*

Okay, screw historical accuracy, can I be in it? :tongue:

[bi-robin-calif]

"Love those torpedoes, sweety! Full speed ahead!"

[bhg08054]

...
Do you all like my movie ideas?
I'm making the popcorn right now! :bigrin:

[Chr15|]

they all seem like good ideas, though the only difference in the adult movie and kid movie is the lack of bisexual parents. The skinny dipping and sex is still there. :(

[yoyo4u]

...Do you all like my movie ideas?

So far yes!

I didn't find them mentioned, so let me ask, what role the "kamikaze" actors will play?

Would they be pictured positively just because they know, that at the end the'll go down?


:)

[TaylorMade]

How about a nice straight forward family comedy, something that the whole family could sit and watch, but in two versions?

The adult version: Bill and Tina are happily married, with Larry aged 15 and Helen aged 12. For reasons I haven't given any thought to they have to drive from New York to San Francisco. Nice normal road movie, "Are we there yet?" "I feel sick" "I need to pee"...
Every night they book in at a pre-arranged motel, the kids relax by the pool, then bed, at which point the parents go down the corridor and meet up with people they've chatted to online and have mutually enjoyable nookie. (Both parents are bi, so are the people they meet.)
A few days in, the car 'breaks down' (as far as the kids are concerned) so they need to spend a few days at one place.
Larry falls in love with the motel owners daughter, and they skinny dip after dark and he wakes up the next morning with a big smile on his face.
Helen hates the geeky little brother of Larrys girlfriend but ends up with her first kiss.
Bill and Tina are having fun with the motel owner and her husband, and talking about setting up a poly home.
The car 'fixed' they continue to San francisco where they arrive as a glorious sunset hits the Golden Gate bridge.

The kiddie version: Bill and Tina are happily married, with Larry aged 15 and Helen aged 12. For reasons I haven't given any thought to they have to drive from New York to San Francisco. Nice normal road movie, "Are we there yet?" "I feel sick" "I need to pee"...
Every night they book in at a pre-arranged motel, the kids relax by the pool, then bed.
A few days in, the car 'breaks down' (as far as the kids are concerned) so they need to spend a few days at one place.
Larry falls in love with the motel owners daughter, and they skinny dip after dark and he wakes up the next morning with a big smile on his face.
Helen hates the geeky little brother of Larrys girlfriend but ends up with her first kiss.
The car 'fixed' they continue to San francisco where they arrive as a glorious sunset hits the Golden gate bridge.

Good idea?

This I like, It's basic and can run toward any type of humor.

And I got a weakness for roadtrip movies... especially the old "Road to..." movies.

*Taylor*

[Daisy999]

you should watch the old movie Iylssa She wolf of the SS.