I love being me

[Long Duck Dong]

I am so gorgeous that when i go out in the sun, my shadow tries to hump me

I had the best threesome of my life last night.... with me, myself and I

I am not in love with myself,....... I am totally infatuated

if i could marry myself, i would....... I am my own soulmate

beauty is in the eye of the beholder, ..... thats why i look at myself in the mirror every 5 minutes

I can love unconditionally, ..... i love every part of me unconditionally

the best part of my body .... is the whole lot

when people tell me to go fuck myself, I race myself to the bedroom

if i touched myself any more, I would have to have myself charged with sexual harassment

I wanna enter a beauty contest, the mr ME contest.......

I wake up in the morning, next to the most gorgeous, attractive, lovable image the world has ever seen..... my reflection in the mirror

I have the type of body that I would die for......

*sighs* i am not prefect.... I haven't worked out how to love myself in my sleep

beauty is only skin deep... thats why i am gorgeous to the core

I don't have a unrealistic opinion of myself..... I am gorgeous, I know that, hows that unrealistic ??

the best thing about being me is .......ME

[Enoll]

Hehe, such a cute poem. :bowdown:

[Long Duck Dong]

its not a poem, its me being a smart ass

[bi-robin-calif]

That's one of the things I like about you, Doug--your overwhelming modesty!