I'm a big pussy..LOL..

[littlerayofsunshine]

I learned a valuable lesson today. I am not cut out to be a porn star..LOL.. Yesterday morning, I decided to do something out of the blue. I took a shower with my vibrator. Hubby had just gotten out of the shower and was doing his routine when I announced that I had my little friend with me. Well my friend is not that little. He immediately got aroused, and I was just teasing myself a bit, pressing the vibe to my clit while the water ran down my body. After a few minutes my clit got sensitive and when that happens I start to lose control over my extremities. I decided it was best to lie down in the shower and continue. I made myself cum, and continued to fuck myself with hubby right by the tub stroking his cock. Rubbing and pounding myself. the show went on for a good half hour, shower running the whole time. Went about the rest of my day, feeling just dandy. Well this morning I woke up and OMG the PAIN.. I feel like I cracked the back of my head and my neck is in knots from being in so many different positions while fucking myself in the tub.

Has anyone else, paid the price for pleasure?

Owwies!

[yoyo4u]

...went on for a good half hour, shower running the whole time....

Haven't had "the" pleasure myself :) , however, I have two questions for you.

First about the Title of your message. Is it a figurative expression, or should we take it literally?

Secondly, I think your waste of water is rather selfish!
Can you imagine how many of us could get a "quickie" during a half an hour?
:tongue:

Let us know about your recovery progress tho..... :tongue:

love
yoyo :angel: :devil:

[littlerayofsunshine]

Haven't had "the" pleasure myself :) , however, I have two questions for you.

First about the Title of your message. Is it a figurative expression, or should we take it literally?

Secondly, I think your waste of water is rather selfish!
Can you imagine how many of us could get a "quickie" during a half an hour?
:tongue:

Let us know about your recovery progress tho..... :tongue:

love
yoyo :angel: :devil:


LMAO.. Well to the first question, its figuratively cause after all, there are no big pussies only small :yikes2:

And to the second question, The answer is infinite. :bigrin:

[yoyo4u]

:bigrin:

[crimsonvelvet]

If I had a nickel for every time I injured my self in the heat of the moment, I would be a zillionaire! :bigrin: I've still got a cramp in my neck from doing a few wild things this morning lol. I feel your pain! Hope you feel better soon :)

[anne27]

I used to say 'It's not good sex unless you're hurting the next day.' :tong:

[darkeyes]

Poor Ray...let Fran massage ya sore bits betta... fair exchange for all ya gud tidgie work!! :bigrin: :female:

[Cogent]

Do you have a big pussy or are you a big pussy.. i wouldn't mind being the judge of that, lol

[littlerayofsunshine]

Crimson...LOL.. Glad I am not the only babe, makes me feel lots betta. As they say Time heals all self inflicted sex injuries.. :tong:


Anne..... Isn't that always the way? I guess the lesson for me then is the best sex is with yourself..LOL




Fran.... Mmmm thank you for the Proverbial " Reach Around" :love87:




Cogent.... Umm :disgust: :confused: :rolleyes: :rotate: :wiggle2:

[yoyo4u]

Since laughter is the best medicine, let me ease your pain :tongue:

Click here (http://main.bisexual.com/forum/showthread.php?p=47126&highlight=terrible#post47126) to begin your healing

love,
yoyo

[littlerayofsunshine]

Yoyo......LMBFMFAO.. Yup.. feelin betta already

[yoyo4u]

Yoyo......LMBFMFAO.. Yup.. feelin betta already


..just goes to show there is always a little ray of sunshine... ;)

love,
yoyo

[texasman6172003]

I learned a valuable lesson today. I am not cut out to be a porn star..LOL.. Yesterday morning, I decided to do something out of the blue. I took a shower with my vibrator. Hubby had just gotten out of the shower and was doing his routine when I announced that I had my little friend with me. Well my friend is not that little. He immediately got aroused, and I was just teasing myself a bit, pressing the vibe to my clit while the water ran down my body. After a few minutes my clit got sensitive and when that happens I start to lose control over my extremities. I decided it was best to lie down in the shower and continue. I made myself cum, and continued to fuck myself with hubby right by the tub stroking his cock. Rubbing and pounding myself. the show went on for a good half hour, shower running the whole time. Went about the rest of my day, feeling just dandy. Well this morning I woke up and OMG the PAIN.. I feel like I cracked the back of my head and my neck is in knots from being in so many different positions while fucking myself in the tub.

Has anyone else, paid the price for pleasure?

Owwies!
Hey Ray, Well i have one thing to say ,,,HUBBA HUBBA.... :tong: P.S. Youll allways be our LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINE!!!!!

[deletetacount123]

lol littleray.... I think the pornstars do some sort of workout and warmups before doing such scenes that would be painful after lol

In the tub... always have something at the back of your head like a rolled up towel or those bath pillows lol

[EveningWood]

Back in the old days, I could suck myself to orgasm. But as the years went by, I began to walk with more and more of a stoop. My back is now in terrible shape and I blame autofellatio for it. :eek: :yikes2: :upside:

[TaylorMade]

I was with a woman and I remember being down on her for what felt like hours. The next day, my jaw hurt and ached, and my shoulder too...from patting myself on the back.

:tong:

I may be :female: but sometimes, I brag like a :male: .

Concider it part of my charm.

*Taylor*

[EveningWood]

I was with a woman and I remember being down on her for what felt like hours. The next day, my jaw hurt and ached, and my shoulder too...from patting myself on the back.

:tong:

I may be :female: but sometimes, I brag like a :male: .

Concider it part of my charm.

*Taylor*
Cute! HAHAHAHAHA!

[littlerayofsunshine]

I was with a woman and I remember being down on her for what felt like hours. The next day, my jaw hurt and ached, and my shoulder too...from patting myself on the back.

:tong:

I may be :female: but sometimes, I brag like a :male: .

Concider it part of my charm.

*Taylor*



Dayyumm girl ;)


Tasha.... I would have gracefully executed the rolled towel pillow thing had I actually planned out my little trist. LOL.. But the lesson was learned non the less. LOL..

Evening..... Oddly enough yours is not the first auto accident, I ever heard of... One of my exes had a hip lock when he was sucking himself. I had to help him out, and while I did pity him for his pain, I was laughing my ass off on the inside.

Tex....and yoyo.... :bigrin: :tong: Thanks fellas Muah!

[deletetacount123]

By the way.. I DISAGREE with those who said pain means they had the best sex.

Its a lie!!!

Everytime my ex put his thingy in me it HURT.... and not a "good hurt" way. But like Razor Cuts hurt!! Really.......
Ya, I know NOW it was due to no foreplay and it hurt cause I wasn't wet enough and he was to big for my tiny little private :tong:
I told him that.... he didn't care and he got mad at ME when I "accidently" blurted "are you done yet?!?!?!" lol (which I often thought about every time we actually did anything lol)

I will believe good pain sex exists when it happens :)

Tasha

[littlerayofsunshine]

LOL... Lookie there, Tasha's rubbing her tiny private in our faces.. mmmmmm Smells nice :cool: I knew ya had it in ya... :bigrin:

[the sacred night]

Lol yes i have hurt myself from sex, but i found it hot actually...

We were doing it missionary style and a big iron candlestick fell off the headboard (cause of course it was shaking) and conked me right on the forehead! I was fine and was just like no honey don't stop! I'm so close, don't worry about it! So we finished and I then went to the bathroom to check it out only to discover I had been bleeding pretty profusely the whole time and didn't notice because, being on my back and all, it had been running straight backward into my hair & i couldn't feel it until I stood up and it started to run down my face. My partner found it kind of scary because he could see it, but I was totally oblivious! He was distracting me quite well :rolleyes:

[deletetacount123]

LOL... Lookie there, Tasha's rubbing her tiny private in our faces.. mmmmmm Smells nice :cool: I knew ya had it in ya... :bigrin:

Pervert LOL hey now, you can't smell that unless the beamer lasers are out. We had a deal REMEMBER??? LOL

[deletetacount123]

Lol yes i have hurt myself from sex, but i found it hot actually...

We were doing it missionary style and a big iron candlestick fell off the headboard (cause of course it was shaking) and conked me right on the forehead! I was fine and was just like no honey don't stop! I'm so close, don't worry about it! So we finished and I then went to the bathroom to check it out only to discover I had been bleeding pretty profusely the whole time and didn't notice because, being on my back and all, it had been running straight backward into my hair & i couldn't feel it until I stood up and it started to run down my face. My partner found it kind of scary because he could see it, but I was totally oblivious! He was distracting me quite well :rolleyes:

Ouch, that could have been dangerous or worse Sacred Night. :(

Why was there a big iron candlestick on the headboard anyway?!?!

[darkeyes]

Wasnt me honest.. but was staying over at a friends house a few years back when I heard a huge agonising scream and crashing coming from her bedroom.. I knew she had a someone with her she had only just met so thinking my friend may have been in some trouble I rushed to her aid... what did I find but my friend on the floor rubbing her a head and a small cut on her knee, a bedside table squeegee, a table lamp and alarm on the floor and her new aquaintance rolling about in agony on the bed suffering a severe leg cramp...

It seems while having a nice "gentle" scissor that she had got the cramp and in her agony booted my friend to the floor blindly in her pain...

..and some people think me breaking my wrist while sozzed was embarrassing..

Oh the trials people sometimes go through for a good lay... and the lengths they go to to give me a hysterical giggle.. :bigrin:

Serves them right...I didnt get laid that night so why the hell should they without some pay back???

[PolyLoveTriad]

Ever think about a career in Adult Novels? lol Hope the ahces go away soon!

[deletetacount123]

Wasnt me honest.. but was staying over at a friends house a few years back when I heard a huge agonising scream and crashing coming from her bedroom.. I knew she had a someone with her she had only just met so thinking my friend may have been in some trouble I rushed to her aid... what did I find but my friend on the floor rubbing her a head and a small cut on her knee, a bedside table squeegee, a table lamp and alarm on the floor and her new aquaintance rolling about in agony on the bed suffering a severe leg cramp...

It seems while having a nice "gentle" scissor that she had got the cramp and in her agony booted my friend to the floor blindly in her pain...

..and some people think me breaking my wrist while sozzed was embarrassing..

Oh the trials people sometimes go through for a good lay... and the lengths they go to to give me a hysterical giggle.. :bigrin:

Serves them right...I didnt get laid that night so why the hell should they without some pay back???

lol did your friend see the the girl again after the girl "booted" her to the floor?? lol

How did you break your wrist ?? lol

*is glad her bed is cleared free from things that could hurt me in bed*

Tasha

[deletetacount123]

Ever think about a career in Adult Novels? lol Hope the ahces go away soon!

Oh I have... but only if theres no fake boobs or anything like that.
It would be toy free too.

Maybe Vivthomas or AbbyWinters.

Then I look at myself in the mirror all naked.

To ugly to be a porn star :) lol

THEN I think how embarrassed I would be if someone recongized me from a porn movie LOL so ya... no thankies but fun to think about hehe

Tasha

[darkeyes]

lol did your friend see the the girl again after the girl "booted" her to the floor?? lol

How did you break your wrist ?? lol

*is glad her bed is cleared free from things that could hurt me in bed*

TashaNo Tash she didnt - cant think why..it cud happen 2 ne 1 after all!!! ..and I broke my wrist trying to step out of me jeans while on me way 2 bed!!!! O woe is me..tee hee

[deletetacount123]

No Tash she didnt - cant think why..it cud happen 2 ne 1 after all!!! ..and I broke my wrist trying to step out of me jeans while on me way 2 bed!!!! O woe is me..tee hee

LOL awww hope your wrist is all better now :)
I know how it is with stepping out of jeans... they tried to make me fall a few times too.... why do we walk while taking off the jeans anyway?!?! its asking to be injuried lol

[darkeyes]

LOL awww hope your wrist is all better now :)
I know how it is with stepping out of jeans... they tried to make me fall a few times too.... why do we walk while taking off the jeans anyway?!?! its asking to be injuried lol
Im not sure what I was doing could be called walking... not with the amount of plonk I had in me that nite Tash...

An thanx for askin but shud get the plaster off in bout 3 weeks. An cant bloody wait!

[littlerayofsunshine]

Lol yes i have hurt myself from sex, but i found it hot actually...

We were doing it missionary style and a big iron candlestick fell off the headboard (cause of course it was shaking) and conked me right on the forehead! I was fine and was just like no honey don't stop! I'm so close, don't worry about it! So we finished and I then went to the bathroom to check it out only to discover I had been bleeding pretty profusely the whole time and didn't notice because, being on my back and all, it had been running straight backward into my hair & i couldn't feel it until I stood up and it started to run down my face. My partner found it kind of scary because he could see it, but I was totally oblivious! He was distracting me quite well

If you actually hadn't noticed something crashing into your head, one could have thought it was sexual stigmata from Screaming Oh God! Oh my fucking God!

Glad you are alright, that post made even me hurt..lol




No Tash she didnt - cant think why..it cud happen 2 ne 1 after all!!! ..and I broke my wrist trying to step out of me jeans while on me way 2 bed!!!! O woe is me..tee hee

Oh my poor aching tart. Muah. I kisses it and makes it a little bettah.

[darkeyes]

awwwww ta Ray...but the tidgies are in more need of ya kissies than me wrist! Afta all..me gettin betta wiv me left hand (tee hee) an Rog can still help out!!!! :bigrin:

[sammie19]

It seems while having a nice "gentle" scissor that she had got the cramp and in her agony booted my friend to the floor blindly in her pain...

..and some people think me breaking my wrist while sozzed was embarrassing..



And when she reads your post you may have another broken wrist if not a broken neck, Fran. She is home Friday. May I come and watch the fun?

[flexuality]

LOL!!

Oh the things we do.....many, many years ago I was partaking in sexual adventures in an apple orchard and while I did not become injured as such, I did come out of there with 64 mesquito bites! :eek: :bigrin:

[darkeyes]

ooo nasty Flex.... we hav lil sods ere up north...bout a fifth the size of a mosquito.... they called the midge.. still evenins once sun goes down they out in swarms... had me share of ther teeth in me booty in midst of wildest pash too me can tell ya!!! An its murder!

An Sam...least me didn tell the story of the lil blonde chic, the farmers daughter, the field an the jaggy nettles did me??? tee hee

[deletetacount123]

ooo nasty Flex.... we hav lil sods ere up north...bout a fifth the size of a mosquito.... they called the midge.. still evenins once sun goes down they out in swarms... had me share of ther teeth in me booty in midst of wildest pash too me can tell ya!!! An its murder!

An Sam...least me didn tell the story of the lil blonde chic, the farmers daughter, the field an the jaggy nettles did me??? tee hee


Oooh DO TELL. lol

[deletetacount123]

And when she reads your post you may have another broken wrist if not a broken neck, Fran. She is home Friday. May I come and watch the fun?

*thinks sammie doesn't like her anymore* :( Weeeeeeeeeellll you never chat on Yahoo Messenger anymore and you never PM me either :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: Soooo how's farm life treating ya? lol

[TaylorMade]

Cute! HAHAHAHAHA!

This post made me grin like an idiot.

I do not know why.

Thank you, Evening Wood.

:bigrin:

*Taylor*

[darkeyes]

Oooh DO TELL. lol
Jeez Tash..me already gonna b in botha wiv er cuz..don make me annoy er 2..tee hee :bigrin:

[deletetacount123]

Jeez Tash..me already gonna b in botha wiv er cuz..don make me annoy er 2..tee hee :bigrin:

Aww why?? come on tell :) I got homemade cookies..... *waves a plate in front of you* You know you want them..... mmmmmmmm smells yummy... chocolatly....... lol :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

[BreeIsMe]

I have not had the exact experience you have but at one time, my partner and I had sex 19 times in one day, needless to say, the next day we didnt' do anything!

I think your story is a great one and one you and your hubby will enjoy "reliving" together when you get older!!


Bree

[deletetacount123]

I have not had the exact experience you have but at one time, my partner and I had sex 19 times in one day, needless to say, the next day we didnt' do anything!

I think your story is a great one and one you and your hubby will enjoy "reliving" together when you get older!!


Bree

19 TIMES IN ONE DAY?!?!?! <---- are you cut to be a porn star? lol

I would have loved more than once a day... my ex only seemed interested in the mornings only when he felt like it.
Which was sad cause Im usually more in the mood in the evenings.
But hey, Im happy now.. I can find someone special who'll love me any time I want to be loved and I love her anytime too :)
And my ex can find someone else ot be his "When I feel like it" sex thing.

lol Yes thing.... all he likes is "2 second quickies" no love, no nothing

[darkeyes]

Aww why?? come on tell :) I got homemade cookies..... *waves a plate in front of you* You know you want them..... mmmmmmmm smells yummy... chocolatly....... lol :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:
Cookies??? Not gr8 cookie luffer Tasha... but mite b tempted by lifetime's supply of strawbs n cream!! tee hee

[deletetacount123]

Cookies??? Not gr8 cookie luffer Tasha... but mite b tempted by lifetime's supply of strawbs n cream!! tee hee

Ummm well, I work in a grocery store so ya.... always have access to strawberries and cream lol

[Herbwoman39]

<perks up> Did someone say cookies?? That's my major downfall in l chocolate chip cookies and rice milk. Don't drink, don't smoke, no drugs...just chookies.

So if I were a superhero everyone would know my kryptonite ;)

[arana]

Cookies??? Not gr8 cookie luffer Tasha... but mite b tempted by lifetime's supply of strawbs n cream!! tee hee
***Sits Frances down and gives her Tasha's cookies and tells her to just be thankful and enjoy them dammit*** :tong:

[sexybicplinwv]

W.O.W. ((((Littleray))) That is so erotic you turn me on (((Nice))) :tong: :female:

[flexuality]

Cookies??? Not gr8 cookie luffer Tasha... but mite b tempted by lifetime's supply of strawbs n cream!! tee hee

Yum! Strawberries an cream....or whipped cream....best served on.....SKIN! Tee hee! :bigrin:

[darkeyes]

***Sits Frances down and gives her Tasha's cookies and tells her to just be thankful and enjoy them dammit*** :tong:
Have no doubt the cookies r very nice..if ya like cookies...but the strawbs an cream sound so much yummier.... :tong:

[darkeyes]

Yum! Strawberries an cream....or whipped cream....best served on.....SKIN! Tee hee! :bigrin: God flex... now wy didn me think of that....tee hee :bigrin:

[sammie19]

An Sam...least me didn tell the story of the lil blonde chic, the farmers daughter, the field an the jaggy nettles did me??? tee hee

And what story might that be, pray tell me Frances? *blush* :eek:

[sammie19]

*thinks sammie doesn't like her anymore* :( Weeeeeeeeeellll you never chat on Yahoo Messenger anymore and you never PM me either :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: Soooo how's farm life treating ya? lol
Sorry Tash, but life is just one big slog just now and has been for months. I dont get too much time for chatting on-line. I will get in to have a chat next week promise. Much luv. Farm life is good but exhausting.

[darkeyes]

And when she reads your post you may have another broken wrist if not a broken neck, Fran. She is home Friday. May I come and watch the fun?
I showed it her..and she jus laughed.. so there. na na na na na na!! :bigrin: God me head hurts!! :(

[darkeyes]

And what story might that be, pray tell me Frances? *blush* :eek:
Me nice... me luffs ya..me wudn tell stories boutcha at all!!.. Def not that 1.. .. 2 embarrassin for ya!! But ya cuz dus.. an me been laffin me head off bout em for last hour!!! OOOO sami me wee hen sparra..wot a tangled web we weave... ya shud b ashamed..teehee

[redheadhoneycat]

Awww sorry you are hurting....but having that much fun has a price....lol But it is worth it!!!

[Hornycouple8]

a few years ago I had a wonderful weekend together with my hubby. We were invited to a weekend trip by friends on a big boat, sailing across the mediterranean sea. We met there with two other couples and it came, as we had expected, the mood was romantic and the heat of the sun soon turned to sexual heat. So we started to have a party from the first day on, and it turned to a very naughty sex orgy. There was nearly no tabu what was left unbroken.
But a few weeks after that we had to recognize, that the friend had taken pics from that and a short movie with a hidden cam! And he showed the pics to many people without asking us and did not stop when we told him.
That was very hard for us that time. But after a few weeks he lost interest to show it.

But from this time on we were interested to play that kind of party again. But now with other people. Today we are used to make pics and many people we meet today like to live a very open sexual life and we sometimes share pics together. Today we can laugh about that story and how we felt upset about these pics a few years ago. The actual pics are even naughtier... So time can change a lot of things....

[darkeyes]

Awww sorry you are hurting....but having that much fun has a price....lol But it is worth it!!!
Me sowwy 2 Ray... teeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee. :bigrin: