OBSESSED?

[IanGray]

Someone has suggested that I am obsessed with big boobs. If I am obsessed with anything it is figuring out the answers to lifes puzzling questions such as whether there is any truth in the rumour that the rancid pong rising from Westminster Palace is due to the strong influence of Johnny fartpants? Or the reason why Fat Slags are depicted as having big boobs? (Viz comic has a lot to answer for!) Also, will George W Bush find Wales?

Then there is the meaning of life....... God my head hurts! :tongue:

[nothings5d]

Then there is the meaning of life....... God my head hurts! :tongue:

You're from the UK and you don't know that?

42!!!!

Everyone knows that...:bigrin:

[IanGray]

You're from the UK and you don't know that?

42!!!!

Everyone knows that...:bigrin:

42 what?

:tongue:

[Delilah]

Someone has suggested that I am obsessed with big boobs. If I am obsessed with anything it is figuring out the answers to lifes puzzling questions such as whether there is any truth in the rumour that the rancid pong rising from Westminster Palace is due to the strong influence of Johnny fartpants? Or the reason why Fat Slags are depicted as having big boobs? (Viz comic has a lot to answer for!) Also, will George W Bush find Wales?

Then there is the meaning of life....... God my head hurts! :tongue:

You think that's bad... not sure about your country, but over here we have braille on drive up ATM's. I can understand with the walk up ATM. But at a drive thru? :eek:

[darkeyes]

You're from the UK and you don't know that?

42!!!!

Everyone knows that...:bigrin:

Me from UK an knows it..but since the question wos rong is the ansa??? Or is ansa jus rong or even both...the wee mooses aint sed!!! Is earth still workin on ansa or question or both.. or dus we reely give a sod???:tong:

[diB4u]

Someone has suggested that I am obsessed with big boobs. If I am obsessed with anything it is figuring out the answers to lifes puzzling questions such as whether there is any truth in the rumour that the rancid pong rising from Westminster Palace is due to the strong influence of Johnny fartpants? Or the reason why Fat Slags are depicted as having big boobs? (Viz comic has a lot to answer for!) Also, will George W Bush find Wales?

Then there is the meaning of life....... God my head hurts! :tongue:

Well Ian, when did you last see a big woman with small boobs?
Who knows if George Bush can find Wales- some English folk can't find Wales.

[darkeyes]

Well Ian, when did you last see a big woman with small boobs?
Who knows if George Bush can find Wales- some English folk can't find Wales.

Me knows Wales.. luffly place mostly an Welsh gals r very yummie.. spent sevral luffly lil breaks in Wales an hope 2 spend a few more.. but if me finds Bushie ne wer near the place, think me mite jus give it a miss!!

[shameless agitator]

Me from UK an knows it..but since the question wos rong is the ansa??? Or is ansa jus rong or even both...the wee mooses aint sed!!! Is earth still workin on ansa or question or both.. or dus we reely give a sod???:tong:Earth was working on the question before being demolished to make room for the intergalactic expressway.

[darkeyes]

Earth was working on the question before being demolished to make room for the intergalactic expressway.

Yea me knows that...but ere we r..so is THIS earth still workin on it??? Or hav the moosies given up??

An me fancies Zooey like rotten (Trillion from the crappie film!)

[IanGray]

Well Ian, when did you last see a big woman with small boobs?
Who knows if George Bush can find Wales- some English folk can't find Wales.

I've seen plenty of women with small boobs but they don't seem to have any noticeable problems, except wanting bigger boobs.

Actually, George W Bush asked Charlotte Church what State Wales is in. She was a bit miffed about that. You are of course right, In my case, I have got lost a few times in Washington, U K and I live there. What makes it amusing is that he didn't simply ask where it was, but instead assumed it was in the USA then asked what State it was in. Of course we all do the same sometimes. I used to work with someone who said "The corpse is dead." :tongue:

[pasco_lol_cpl]

You're from the UK and you don't know that?

42!!!!

Everyone knows that...:bigrin:
Ype. And thanks for the fish as well.

[nothings5d]

You think that's bad... not sure about your country, but over here we have braille on drive up ATM's. I can understand with the walk up ATM. But at a drive thru? :eek:

The companies that make the ATM's are too lazy to retool the button making machines to make two kinds of buttons, and so since the non-drive up ones require braille, they all have it. It's laziness, and a little bit of money since retooling the machines would cost money, though not much. So mostly laziness.

[Bluebiyou]

Had the correct question been asked... I think Deep Thought would have replied :
"The cube root of minus 41".
Why?
The answer is irrational... like life... yet conceivable.
The answer has both negative and positive elements as does life.
The answer has an imaginary and real components, like life.
Although devout mathematicians will be quick to point out that imaginary numbers are not truly imaginary in the literary sense, but are real via DesCartes "I think therefore I am" axiom, and flourescent bulbs simply wouldn't illuminate so, generators wouldn't generate so, and so on, without the 'real' existance of imaginary numbers. Yet we digress.
The answer has a meaning of drastic complexity which can be ignored by the mundane day to day existance, or explored by those mathematicians, who weren't invited to those sort of parties and thusly had ample time on their hands for such lofty contemplations.

In conclusion (sounding like the whistling of the 'Star Spangled Banner'):

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow around you

So long, so long and thanks for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve (all around you)
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

If I had just one last wish I would like a tasty fish
If we could just change one would thing We would all have learned to sing

Come one and all man and mammal
Side by side in life's great gene pool


So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks for all the fish!

[shameless agitator]

Yea me knows that...but ere we r..so is THIS earth still workin on it??? Or hav the moosies given up??

An me fancies Zooey like rotten (Trillion from the crappie film!)Hard to say. Eddies in the time stream.

[diB4u]

Me knows Wales.. luffly place mostly an Welsh gals r very yummie.. spent sevral luffly lil breaks in Wales an hope 2 spend a few more.. but if me finds Bushie ne wer near the place, think me mite jus give it a miss!!

Aww but sweetie, your from Scotland yes lol...

[nothings5d]

Had the correct question been asked... I think Deep Thought would have replied :
"The cube root of minus 41".

-3.4482172403827303, why is that any better than 42?

-3.4482172403827303^3 = -41

a negative times a negative times a negative is a negative, therefore cube roots of negative numbers are rational numbers.:tong:

[Bluebiyou]

Excellent job!
LOL, And I've been helping my gf with her algebra class! She's doomed.

[IanGray]

-3.4482172403827303, why is that any better than 42?

-3.4482172403827303^3 = -41

a negative times a negative times a negative is a negative, therefore cube roots of negative numbers are rational numbers.:tong:

Now you've got me more confused. according to numerology 42 = 4+2 = 6

A simple answer but still does not provide a solution. ???????????????????

:tongue:

[FalconAngel]

The answer IS 42.

The problem is that most people really don't know what the question is.

[TinTin]

Well the answer definately is 42, but that is the medical term, the technical term is "the yellow mini with the blue wheels". Hope this clears it all up.
I managed to find Wales, just couldnt find my way out........ended up swimming to Ireland just to escape.

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

lol Thats ok Hon, you can oogle mine all ya like..lol
Hugs
Cat.

[shameless agitator]

Now you've got me more confused. according to numerology 42 = 4+2 = 6

A simple answer but still does not provide a solution. ???????????????????

:tongue:Ok time to let you in on the joke I guess. In Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" series people build a supercomputer to calculate the meaning of "Life The Universe And Everything". After centuries of calculation, it gives them an answer. 42. They then have to build a bigger computer (which is commonly mistaken for a planet) in order to figure out the question. Now the real question is, what kind of god would be at terminal 63 of Oslo international airport...?

[nothings5d]

Now the real question is, what kind of god would be at terminal 63 of Oslo international airport...?

:bigrin: And why does he have his own coke machine?

[IanGray]

Ok time to let you in on the joke I guess. In Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" series people build a supercomputer to calculate the meaning of "Life The Universe And Everything". After centuries of calculation, it gives them an answer. 42. They then have to build a bigger computer (which is commonly mistaken for a planet) in order to figure out the question. Now the real question is, what kind of god would be at terminal 63 of Oslo international airport...?

Now I understand why the robot was so despondent, it would depress anyone.

Not very good being ruled by mice. ????????????????? and yes I have read the book. :tongue:

[diB4u]

Ok time to let you in on the joke I guess. In Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy" series people build a supercomputer to calculate the meaning of "Life The Universe And Everything". After centuries of calculation, it gives them an answer. 42. They then have to build a bigger computer (which is commonly mistaken for a planet) in order to figure out the question. Now the real question is, what kind of god would be at terminal 63 of Oslo international airport...?



This thread is sooo funny.

Why cause I mentioned the that in my profile. Oh how art imitates life imitates art.

Sorry can't spell lol... Oh well..

What type of a god? Hmm well a Goth God of love not war... A god of pain and pleasure lol..

[shameless agitator]

This thread is sooo funny.

Why cause I mentioned the that in my profile. Oh how art imitates life imitates art.

Sorry can't spell lol... Oh well..

What type of a god? Hmm well a Goth God of love not war... A god of pain and pleasure lol..Great profile! Finding the ultimate question to the ultimate answer. Just wonder how many people get the reference when they read it.

[diB4u]

Great profile! Finding the ultimate question to the ultimate answer. Just wonder how many people get the reference when they read it.

Aww thanks hun!

You know what probably None. LOL. Because from the book and the film- that is the ultimate answer is it not? And well I am searching for answers...

LOl.

Just funny is all.

[IanGray]

Had the correct question been asked... I think Deep Thought would have replied :
"The cube root of minus 41".
Why?
The answer is irrational... like life... yet conceivable.
The answer has both negative and positive elements as does life.
The answer has an imaginary and real components, like life.
Although devout mathematicians will be quick to point out that imaginary numbers are not truly imaginary in the literary sense, but are real via DesCartes "I think therefore I am" axiom, and flourescent bulbs simply wouldn't illuminate so, generators wouldn't generate so, and so on, without the 'real' existance of imaginary numbers. Yet we digress.
The answer has a meaning of drastic complexity which can be ignored by the mundane day to day existance, or explored by those mathematicians, who weren't invited to those sort of parties and thusly had ample time on their hands for such lofty contemplations.

In conclusion (sounding like the whistling of the 'Star Spangled Banner'):

So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all but oh dear?
You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the natural wonders that grow around you

So long, so long and thanks for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve (all around you)
Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women

So long, so long and thanks
for all the fish

If I had just one last wish I would like a tasty fish
If we could just change one would thing We would all have learned to sing

Come one and all man and mammal
Side by side in life's great gene pool


So long, so long, so long, so long, so long
So long, so long, so long, so long, so long

So long, so long and thanks for all the fish!

Ah! So 42 fish is the meaning of life! Or is it 42 boobs? S'cuse me where's the exit? :tongue:

[Bi_Druid]

[B]BOOBS

and 42 pairs of them please, to be delivered to the cafe at the end of the universe

[TaylorMade]

I was gonna just post a picture of Christian Bale, since...

He's Welsh.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/SweetKnight82/Miscellaneous/christian_bale_genderbends.jpg

And I'm sure if he keeps on living, he'll hit 42.

*Taylor*

[IanGray]

[B]BOOBS

and 42 pairs of them please, to be delivered to the cafe at the end of the universe

Your just trying to upset the cow!

Heap big chief, he um confused as him can't find um door to leave um plenty confusing prose and um double vision due to heap big boobs hitting him. Big chief getting too um dizzy to um think! :tongue:

[weird dream]

well, i prefer MAD

anyway we know the answer, what's the question?..and its not 'how many roads must a man walk down...'