Are you a bender?

[Hephaestion]

So many photos show it.

Does your wang or your partner's wang have a bend? If so, is it advantageous or a pain? Is it genetic? Does it correspond with cerebral hemisphere dominance - in which case, is it the result of excessive abuse?

Which way does it bend: Left, Right, Up (not to be confused with a youthful and vigorous erection - "Tonight Baldrick, I shall wear the Black Russian") Down (this could be a fracture or too much beer)

When it fires, does it hit the man to the side like the British army in formation?

Does it affect clothing ("Which way does sir dress?" used to be a question at Gentlmen's outfitters)

In a recent poll, 40% of men said that they pee sitting down (and still miss it seems). Is this the result of bend?

Former President Clinton was remarked to have curvature during the interrogations. Piggies are reputedly spiral.

http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/50/does-a-pig-have-a-corkscrew-shaped-penis.

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[bisexualman]

Always wondered myself about bends. Mine is classically straight and really doesn't lean either way or have any amazing curves. Most of the men I have been with don't really have any bends. Though I find I really like the rubbery snake like penises.

[jem_is_bi]

My partner is slightly curved to the left. So, I have to compensate for that when I deep-throat him. Mine cuves up a bit. However, mine is not nearly as long as his is and does require him to do more than please me.

[roy m cox]

no my penis is um str8t but im still BI LOL:bigrin:

my boyfriend love to deep throat me a lot and loves how my penis fits down their tho i wish i had a longer one ,,

but yeah no bends in it

[dickhand]

Mine is very straight as well . My cousin's has a distinct upwards curve . He was my first . When he fucked me , his curve seemed to be just right to massage my prostate and cause me to have great orgasms with no other stimulation . Some guys I've been with have the same curve or a slight curve to one side or the other , but most have been straight like mine . Did that answer the question ?

[Hephaestion]

Mine is very straight as well . My cousin's has a distinct upwards curve . He was my first . When he fucked me , his curve seemed to be just right to massage my prostate and cause me to have great orgasms with no other stimulation . Some guys I've been with have the same curve or a slight curve to one side or the other , but most have been straight like mine . Did that answer the question ?

"......My cousin's has a distinct upwards curve....."

Was it face to face or doggy style?

[ready5858]

Slight left bend for me, so slight that only I really would notice. Most of the other guys that I have been with were straight, 1 or 2 had a little upward bend

[TXLonestarTX69]

Mine has downward curvature. I've never had any complaints and from what I understand, it's easier to suck...LOL!

[Hephaestion]

Two theories:

1) You have a gravity intensive hotspot where you live

OR

2) It is rheosensitive - does it twitch when you go over flowing underground water?

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[bicuriousguy married]

Mine has a bend to the left and a sight bend upwards, more so when im very horny and that's usually when i see another bent cock:bigrin:
The only guy ive been with had a very big curve upwards in his cock and i found it very sexy, a real big turn on for me, ever since then ive always been fascinated at the sight of a big bent cock.
Never managed to get his cock deep in my virgin ass, but i would imagine it would feel great having a big bent dick pounding your prostate, would love to try it with the right guy one day.:)

[boca.openminded]

funny thread

mine bends very much to the left.

Does it hurt? never

it does hit spots in a womens vagina that a straight one does not so i do often get compliments on the shape..

why does it bend? Well, there are many theories about it. I originally thought it was due to the way I masturbate (being a lefty) but how does that explain a penis that curves upward? lol

the curvature is called Peyronie's disease. From what I read in the past is its how the penis heals after being circumsized.

http://www.mysecrethealth.com/male-sexual-health/penis-curve.htm

I just read this: When thinking about how to fix a curved penis, the most feasible option that comes to ones mind is the traction devices. They are an excellent method to straighten the curved penis by stretching it up. --- are you fkin kidding me ????

[Hephaestion]

"Peyronies disease" Wow! Whoever thought that the shape of someone's willy could ever be seen as a disease?

Disease "... a disordered or incorrectly functioning organ, part, structure, or system of the body resulting from the effect of genetic or developmental errors, ..."

'I sentence you to be hung by the penis until linear' (I wouldn't want to use the word straight in case it gives ideas)

Everyone seems to be functioning reasonably well, some with advantage at times. Another case of classification (=categories) in a continuum.

That said, I have come across a case where the former wife complained about the discomfort during prolonged anal sex because he was huge, had a pronounced bend (to the right) and his erections where always rock hard.

Size? A royal pounding? Shape? Lubrication?

Of course, one could volunteer in the name of science but he's moved and she did not know where to.

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