Question for an article I'm about to write

[rissababynta]

I started writing an article this morning after joking with a few friends, but then i realized that I would LOVE to get opinions from people here before I finish it and submit it. This is for Twilight fans or people who know enough about Twilight ONLY.

Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen. He's pretty much every womans dream man. BUT...if he WAS real and you had the opportunity to be in a relationship with him...do you think that you would feel the same way? Would you still think he's God's gift to women? What things about him do you think would thrill you to no end or annoy the shit out of you so much so to the point that right after getting together, you'd consider running away. So...would a real life Edward be everything everyone thinks he would be? Why or why not?

[badgrrl448]

Well sure, he's totally hot and everything, but it depends on whether we're talking pre-Bella-being-a-vampire or post-Bella-being-a-vampire Edward...the whole pushing her away every time she tries to get freaky thing would drive me completely nuts, even though it would be out of a desire not to steal my eternal soul. The super-protective thing would be totally a turn-on too, though it would also be frustrating if he tried to keep me from doing things I really wanted to do, just because he thought I'd get hurt. If I WERE a vampire, in this hypothetical scenario, though, yeah, I'd be all about him. However, since my personal taste in dudes includes BOTH the waify Brit AND the super-buff Native werewolf dude, I would have trouble choosing just ONE...hence being poly. :-)

[rissababynta]

All I know is that the sexy brooding would quickly turn into me screaming "alright! Go to therapy already! SHEESH" haha. Seriously, not to mention that I would get tired of him not producing any slight amount of heat. Also...I know that women love the idea of "I just want her to be happy even if it means she isn't with me" thing (oh how so romantic and unselfish!) but in real life, we like to see you put up some kind of a fight damn it.

[rissababynta]

OH YEAH...and I know that Bella didn't mind it too much, but if I found out that some guy that I didn't even really know that well was sneaking into my bedroom every night to watch me sleep...yeah...that would pretty much creep the shit out of me...