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Cherokee_Mountaincat
Apr 21, 2010, 10:45 PM
By age at Wal Mart


You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing
the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room,
or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have
your old work clothes on. You know the outfit - shorts with the hole in
crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair
of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement
project you realize you need to run to Wal Mart to get something to help
complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following:

In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your
hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself
in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you
never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the
checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the
register.



In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt.
Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash
your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got
it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute
girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to
school with.



In your 40's: Stop what you are doing. Put a sweatshirt that is long
enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts.Put on different
shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is
almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Wal Mart.
Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The
spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you
feel weird thinking she is spicy.



In your 50's:

Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands
onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in
your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not
to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie
running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you
still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's
Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms.'



In your 60's: Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose
the dog crap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in
your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole
in you pants. The girl running theregister may be cute, but you don't
have your glasses on, so you are not sure.



In your 70's: Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal Mart until they
have your prescriptions ready, too. Don't even notice the dog crap on
your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you
remind her of her grandfather.



In your 80's: Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again.
Now you remember you needed to go toWal Mart. Go to Wal Mart and wander around trying to think what it is youare looking for. Fart out loud
and you think someone called out your name. You went to school with the
old lady who greeted you at the front door and she was pretty hot back then......:bigrin::rolleyes:;):cool:




May you always have love to share, Health to spare and Friends that
care! To the world, you might be one person, but to one person you just
might be the world.

TwylaTwobits
Apr 21, 2010, 11:05 PM
as always Cat...just ROFLMAO

Samantha Sabrina
Apr 21, 2010, 11:43 PM
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bigrin:

ROFLMAO

You just forgot one thing though!

In your 80s you end up taking the Hoveround because you forgot where you put your car keys...giggles.

Huggggggggggs

Samantha

citystyleguy
Apr 22, 2010, 12:13 AM
...and many thanks, once again! a bright spot in an otherwise bleak day at the office! again, thanks beautiful lady!

Hephaestion
Apr 22, 2010, 5:08 AM
Excellent (but I suspect that I am ahead on the age scale)

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darkeyes
Apr 22, 2010, 7:31 AM
Run 2 ASDA (Wal-Mart UK)? No ta.. wudn go ther if they wer the last supermarket on earth.. an havya seen ther clothes? Jeez... ok for wiping windas.. but only just...

DareMe
Apr 22, 2010, 9:31 AM
Just so that we are clear, I gave up brute for Aqua Velva!

;)

xoxoxoxoxo

DM

rissababynta
Apr 22, 2010, 9:49 AM
Just so that we are clear, I gave up brute for Aqua Velva!

;)

xoxoxoxoxo

DM

OH my GOD waaaay too many people like Aqua Velva haha. I can barely handle Aqua Velva (allergic to cologne), but I try to because the hubby likes it :)

gfofbiguy
Apr 22, 2010, 9:53 AM
OH my GOD waaaay too many people like Aqua Velva haha. I can barely handle Aqua Velva (allergic to cologne), but I try to because the hubby likes it :)

Aqua Velva, Brut or Old Spice - take your pick! (ick) LOL

12voltman59
Apr 22, 2010, 12:51 PM
Thats a guud un, there Cat!! :tongue::):):bigrin:

wannasuckfirstdick
Apr 26, 2010, 5:09 PM
I wouldnt care what I looked like at any age. Most I would have done is wash my hands to get the worst off and I would be driving a beater so I wouldnt care about the car, lol. I could care less what people thought of what I looked like. Its Wal Fart anyway, who cares, most there are as bad or worse than me anyway, lol.

mikey3000
Apr 26, 2010, 10:59 PM
OMG!!! Too funny. You ain't gonna believe this...

Yesterday I had to re calk the tub, so I put on my old, holy, paint covered boxer briefs, an old tee-shirt, and started to remove he old calking. After a couple of hours of hard work I had it all removed. I grabbed my calk, snipped off the end, and attempted to squeeze some out (teh heh heh). After trying for a while with no success, I realized that my calk was all dried up! It expired in 05/06!!! Who knew calk expires. Ladies?

Anyway, all pissed off, I grabed my jacket, keys and smokes, and off to home depot I went. As I park and started my hike to the doors, I felt a cold breeze on my nether regions! Yup, there I was, at home depot, in my my paint covered underwear!!!!!

And I'm only forty.

TwylaTwobits
Apr 26, 2010, 11:01 PM
ROFLMAO Mikey, now did you go ahead and go shopping or go all the way back home?

mikey3000
Apr 27, 2010, 12:13 AM
I actually considered going in, but thought better of it, went home and put pants on.:eek:

TwylaTwobits
Apr 27, 2010, 12:16 AM
LOL, well with what some people wear to stores these days people might not have noticed

rissababynta
Apr 27, 2010, 11:52 AM
Aqua Velva, Brut or Old Spice - take your pick! (ick) LOL

I suppose Old Spice isn't the worst lol. At least Old Spice has some awesome commercials :p

TwylaTwobits
Apr 27, 2010, 11:53 AM
Now Riss, you wouldn't be referring to some of those with the absolutely drop dead gorgeous hunk with a towel around his waist showing his very young son how daddy shaves.....

csrakate
Apr 27, 2010, 2:29 PM
Now Riss, you wouldn't be referring to some of those with the absolutely drop dead gorgeous hunk with a towel around his waist showing his very young son how daddy shaves.....

She may be referring to the hunky man on the horse in some of the newer commercials!!!

http://watching-tv.ew.com/2010/02/19/old-spice-tv-ad/

TwylaTwobits
Apr 27, 2010, 2:57 PM
LOL, don't tell LDD but I watched em all and drooled.....

gfofbiguy
Apr 27, 2010, 3:27 PM
I suppose Old Spice isn't the worst lol. At least Old Spice has some awesome commercials :p

The old-skool Old Spice is what I'm talking about LOL My dad wears it, as did both my grandfathers - just can't get into that scent ... BUT the new scents the company has brought out aren't too bad, and the commercials certainly are, well, dayum heehee :bigrin: ;)