They want You

[MissyMissy]

Do you know who THEY are?;)

[littlerayofsunshine]

yeah! I do!!

Other men, other women. Credit card solicitors, even though I haven't had a job in 10 years. Some how i have really good credit. Um. bill collectors. Tax man. Um.... My husband and kids want me..

Oh and those damn pesky mosquitoes.

oh yeah.. Geico too, though they won't give me homeowners insurance.. so its not a bargain for me.

and my vibrator worships me.. for without me.. it would just be a paper weight for my underwear. :bigrin:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

LOL Good one Lil Ray. Loved it. Who wants me?
1. All of the nut cases in the world in the Mall, the super market, or parking lots. They usually have their grubby little hands out for money that I'm too cheap to give them..lol
2. The cops on the freeway are all out to get my truck, got pulled over for going One mile Under the speed limit yesterday!!! His reasoning? "Well your truck looks like a guy truck and I thought you'd be a speeder...." Idjet. :rolleyes:
3. Two men want me and cant have me until after my surgery, but they have the dignity and care to keep dating me. (Bless their loving hearts) My kids and grandkids want me to come to Calif for a visit, and I'm working my ample ass off to get there.
So outside of telephone solicitors that I love to fuck with, no one else wants me. (Shup Ki) lol:tongue::tong::three:
Cat

[eddy10]

Darned if I know who they are. Maybe some day they will speak up and tell me.

[Annika L]

I don't know all of them...but I know enough of them to feel special! :tong:

[Samantha Sabrina]

All the guys that do NOT know how to read an Ad or profile that says:

NO One liners.

Bottom ONLY.

Strictly submissive.

Not a cock in a skirt!!!!!!!!!!!!

NO One night stands!!!!!!!

There is more but you get the idea, smiles.

All those that only want to talk about meeting but don't have the balls to show up.

Plus all those mentioned by others, smiles.

Huggggggggggs

Samantha

[citystyleguy]

...so what else is new?

[jamieknyc]

That, and the guys who ignore the part of my profile that says "I am very selective about who I meet, so don't send me messages of the type 'I am in New York this week...' "